These pieces are just for laughs.

RoboToddler 2.0: A User’s Guide, Christian Science Monitor, 2007. Scientists have a designed a robot that acts like a toddler. I’ve written the specifications.

He Trusts Me With a Pair of Clippers, Christian Science Monitor, 2005.

How To Photograph Your Children – Without Shooting Them or Yourself, Christian Science Monitor, 2007. A practical guide.